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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!Text:Dashing through the sandwith a bomb strapped to my back.I have a nasty planfor Christmas in Iraq.I got through checkpoint A,but not through checkpoint B.That's when I got shot in the assby the US Military...[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsMine blew up you see.Where are all the virginsthat Bin Laden promised me?Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsU.S. soldiers shot me dead.The only thing that I have leftis this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,but every time I cough,thanks to Uncle Sam,my nuts keep falling off.My bombing days are done.I need to find some work.Perhaps it would be much saferas a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsI think I got screwed.Don't laugh at me because I'm deador I'll kill you...I KILL YOUOUOU!Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!#12 - Most Discussed (All Time)#1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor#5 - Most Viewed (All Time)#44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor#1 - Top Favorites (All Time)#18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor#3 - Top Rated (All Time)#36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 14123947

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9tailedKitsune (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
They are now anyway. Christians used to consider everything else Satanism.
MeSassy (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
SILENCE !!! NIGHT :P Hammer ^^
stanmagicman (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Jesus now ANY of the Apostles EVER called fro people to anything but love thier enemies and help them real christains do the same and would never do what the Phelps religious cult does. Great comment - 11+
kjwit (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
fuck off
ratbarf (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
An infidel in the Moslem sense is someone who is not of the Moslem Religion. The same applies to Christian beliefs as well but they seem to be a little more tolerant of other peoples religion.
JMSadmirer (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Ok, maybe halo xD Aaaaahhahahahahaha xD xD xD
RDK619 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lmfao
fdx66 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
thankyou guitar guy go backstage and do your drugs now and marry chritmas!!!
lvmybabies0705 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
its not a secret!! puppets do not talk by themselves!! quegg is right you can lean in lots os places but to be as great as him and funny!! its called talent!! love him!!
PSully1245 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
whats an infidel

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