All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)

All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video.LYRICS:Pirate:They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?It's all because some hackers stole my identity.Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.Should've gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.Dream Girl:Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn't tell me her credit was bad. So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We're living in the basement at her... mom and dad's. Now we can't get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we'd gone to free creditreport.com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. New Car:Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's meA cool convertible or an SUVToo bad I didn't know my credit was whacked'cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompactF-R-E-E that spells freecredit report.com babySaw their ads on my tvthought about goin' but was too lazyNow instead of lookin' flyin' roling phat, my legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed atF-R-E-E that spells free,credit report.com baby!Bike:Check it outGas pricesBlowing up sky highDitch my used sub-compackFor a 2 wheel driveNow I'm rolling eco friendlyBut I still look badWhen the bike store saw my creditThey said this is all they hadI'm singin'F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I TRe to port to the dot to the comCome on everybody grab your bike and sing alongits easy

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: gregsayshi12

Length: 02:32
Rating: 4.88
Views: 45920

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