914 Project - I Can Pretend

Stolen from http://olremix.org/remixes/494... Good kids?" "914" -- insert background hype talk here Funky P: I break bricks like Luigi King Koopa cant see me hit the switch behind the bridge drops his a** and get freaky with the princess in the back but no, it's just toad she's in another castle, so I hit another road to another castle battle gonna drop another bridge but still no princess so i'm changin the catridge, and now Link's on the board swingin the master sword cuttin' creatures up 'till I die or get bored but I don't do none just run to Ganon buck off the sliver arrows with my bow like it's a gun i've been all about this s**t ever since the atari step back son, i'll roll you in my katamari then I throw the console out the back door jump on the PC cause i'm a leet haxor counter-strike killer, puttin bodies on the floor doom, quake, battlefield, unreal tournament and more. you better watch your back when you're on your computer in World of Warcraft, yo, I'm a f***in ninja looter all up in the instance, when s**t be gettin hectic you'll be holdin off the monsters, i'll be rollin on your epic. Ol' Salty: I spend so much f***in time up in Orgrimmar that all the regulars here know my name at the bar it's like an episode of cheers when i'm rollin in but I don't give a s**t, horde for the win! the game is so addictive, it's like smokin krills all the cash I ever get goes to my warcraft bills you know whenever that i've think I've had my fill I just shake my head and ask "whatchoo wanna' kill?" if you're part of the Alliance yeah i'll bring the pain if you think your skills are crazy, then mine are insane I got the presence of mind to sheep you where you're standing when i'm swingin at your a**, yeah all my hits are landin, I lost my f***in mind up in Azaroth, I play it so damn much I forget how to log off sometimes people ask if I ever get bored but I just grab my nuts and scream "for the horde" Straight Doo-Doo: Kirby superstar, metroid, bubsy the bobcat, duck hunt, ninja turtles, shinobi, and, mortal kombat skate or die, skitchen, contra f-zero rocket knight, mario bros, gunstar heroes bubble bobble, battle toads, bond and bomberman, duke nukem, double dragon, NBA jam, yoshi's island, tetris, q-bert, donkey kong, sonic 2, starfox, megaman x, and pong cruisin 'round Narshe in my M-Tek armor buckin off snails like them redneck farmers f***in up bosses like I do with Mic's, see last level black mage s**t's Ice 3, summoning the gods back to earth like a comet knights of the round, Odin, Neo-Bahamut bezerk mode, it's over, victory dance sword over my shoulder, victory stance Illy Fresh: Sittin' in front of screens smashin buttons since I was 7 in any soccor game i'm probably winning by eleven from nintendo to the box, i'd say the stations got it locked got piles to the ceiling of all the games that I copped for hours at a time, when i'm hooked I can't stop i'm the best at split screen, i'm always comin out on top sick with the controller that's the way it goes, give it 200% and super smash ya bro I run vice city, stackin all the loot joined midnight club and made ya crash like bandicoot, quick feet in fifa street, straight jukin' I own it down foward punch and haduken opponents you wanna battle on the screen, yeah we can do that take it to the streets, fight it out in mortal kombat, I can wreck in any system cause you i'm the master video game battle rap, i'm parappa the rappa Buck Wild: Fox hound let me loose with nothin but 2 glocks "!!!" - "what was that noise" - "it's just a box" I got revolvers like ocelot, i'm solid like snake, i'll snipe you like wolf, then i'll laugh at your wake cause I creep through these levels, trying to stay unseen make one mistake son, i'll put blood on your screen light up a cigarette and smoke ya whole team Psycho Mantis seemed to know, exactly what I knew but he didn't know s**t when I was plugged into port 2 I can be any kind of snake that you want me to be don't be scared of metal gear, be scared shitless of me Five Four Three Two One Affirmative Soundclip from the Mega Man TV series: "are you alright" "yeah but Dr.Wileys bots have got Tina's dad and the other astronaut tied up in the shuttle hold. Hey, where is Tina?" --"yo yo yo, hold up... Who the f**k is Tina?" All: Mario's Kart is on Oregon Trail Tommy Vercetti's in the back blowin rails gettin spun out like Sonic and Tails I roll the paper, boy. But I don't bring the mail. Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo. Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo. Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo. Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo. etc...

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: blackdevil4321

Length: 04:42
Rating: 3.75
Views: 14039

Tags: game  music  olr  overlooked  rap  remix  video  

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