bignaughty290 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i really like this car, but when i read your comment i nearly pissed myself.

cumguzzlar (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i'll second that.

kcuskcid (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

good for having gay orgies in

starlionblue (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

look at 10:05. The headlights actually moved up. Is this what it does in high beam mode or are there two sets of bulbs in the lens? My other car simply turns on the second set of bulbs when I turn on the high beams.

starlionblue (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

If you think this looks bad, you should see the 4-door version! Yes, four separate doors although still in concept phase now. The Clubman looks fine compared to a base Cooper. The 4-door? Ugh, don't even go there!

spackwit (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yeah I too had one of these as my company car. I was a dog excrement removal technician. However, I handbrake turned it into a lampost by accident. Busy acting the cod and I ran off home and hid under the bed. Mum answered the phone to the boss and told him I was sick after a couple of months the miserable cunt sacked me no fare no tip. Lifes good now I'm on the dole and I have managed to fiddle incapacity benefit. Munney for nothing courtesey of you muppets cheers for the lager and buckie.

cumguzzlar (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I had one of these, thought it would be handy as i do cash in hand work as a mobile blacksmith, i carry a forge and anvil in the trunk, however....on my first day at work in it, i set fire to it and it's all gone ha ha. Not all bad though, managed to squeeze in another incapacity benefit to top up the dole munny. Life is ace on the fuckin nash, why worry if some other loser pays yer council tax, and rent eh viewers? Off to crete next week courtesy of the taxpayer, cheers.

Tacocat27 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Mine arrives next month and I can't friggin' wait!!!For those of you who think they're ugly, go test drive one. Sure the Clubman isn't the most visually appealing car, but DAMN is it fun to drive!

alexdenetto (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

that isnt a mini, thats a bigi

badmanblottclott (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

ugliest car ever